NEVER reject 3 people :)
LEO :) SCORPIO :) AQUARIOUS :)
They are true, loving and honest
friends...!
NEVER believe in 3 people :)

LIBRA :) ARIES :) PISCES :)
They are the most selfish &
mean :p
NEVER lose 3 people :)
TAURUS :) CANCER :)
CAPRICORN :)
They r the most sincere n
truelovers...!
NEVER leave 3 people :)
VIRGO :) GEMINI :)
SAGITARIOUS :)
They can keep secrets,frndship,
they can never see ur tears...!
Whtz urz?

Aik Larka Class Mein Hans Raha Tha
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1 Larki Boli : Stand up
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Larka : Tum Kaun Ho....??

Larki : Mai MONITOR Hu . . .

Larka : Ha ha ha ha Tere Din Gaye Pagli

Ab laptop aur LCD ka zamana hai :P :D

Sardio ka ek bara faida.
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Lyt ho na ho
Nind mazy ki ati he ........ :P

Solid bezati
Boyfriend : janu... Ek bat bolu???
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Girlfriend: Nahi... rehne de aur
thoda door ho ke baith...:-D :-D :-D

3 saal k bachche ne pyar ki
definition likhi
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pyar huggies me huyi su-su ki
tarah hota h jo dusro ko nahi dikhta
par khud ko feel hota h..;)

Shadi ke baad pati ne pucha
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"Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfriend the.....??
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Wife ne 1 lifafa diya,
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jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200Rs. the.
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Pati: Ye kya....??
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Wife: Mai jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawal ka dana isme daal deti thi.
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Pati: Dane gin ke) Bus 7....??
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Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun....??
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Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the..:O :P =D

Two girls are traveling in a train:

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi
chalege.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA
DENA.. :D :P