Boy : can you stop doing 'Aww' all the time ? :-|
Girl : Aww.. Whats happppened ?
Boy : It annoys me -_-
Girl : Aww... I'm sorry.
Boy : Its okay.. You're a sweetheart.
Girl : Aww.... I know :)
Boy : Get lost bye.. :-X
Girl : Aww... Baby ghussa hogya ;)
Boy : Whatever! :S
Girl : Aww... You look so cute when angry.
Boy : (pulls the gun out, shoots himself)
Girl : Aww... Marr gayee :-(

Pakistan ki Nojwaan Nasal K Bigarny ki Waja?

Mobile??

Media??

Internet??

Nahi

9th,10th,11th,12th class ki Urdu ki Ghazlain..

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna deti hain..

EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab hy to Nazrain Jamaye Rakh Ghalib...
Parda Jesa B ho, 
Sarakta Zaroor hy...
('.')
<))> Hun dasso..
_//_ galib vi apnay waqt da imran hashmi si..;-

Teacher: Urdu Mein TranSlate Karo,
"Damn Look At That Girl.. She iS BeauTiFuL"
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Student:"JaNi !!! BaChi t0 Daikh
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Tabaahi hAi TaBaahi :D :p

Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo
konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane
nahi deti aur admi Subah 0 Sham
dabana chahta hai??
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Bolo, socho!
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Ans:”Uska GALA” :D

Hum to Karachi ki galiyon me ghoom rahy the
k 1 admi ßori le k aya or
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kachra utha k chala gya

Jaan nikal di thi kaminey ne..

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya...
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda"
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di...

LADY murge wale se:
Koi achchha murga dikhao ?

Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya

LADY (Uske niche haath laga k):
Ye Karachi ka hai.

Koi aur dikhao ?

2nd murge k b niche haath laga k:
Ye to Faisalabad ka hai !

3rd murge k b niche haath laga k:
Yes, ye Afganistan ka hai.

De do.
Paise dene k baad Lady: Tum kaha ke ho ?

MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue): Ab main kya
batau.
Aap khud hi check kar lo !!
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