In an exam,
a student who was prepared...... but left D pg blank...
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At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"

Always respect two people:
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Who has spent all his time and
wealth for u;
DAD
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Who has spent all her nights to
pray for you;
MOM.

No Matter How Much Classy "BITCH" Sounds,
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"KUTTI" Bolne Ka Apna Alag Maza Hai. xD

Khubsurat Ladkiyan Zyada Padhti Nahi Hai..
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Kyunki Wo Jaanti Hain Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Kone Mein...
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Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor, Engineer Ban Raha Hoga......:P

naughty wife

Lazy Wife: Ek Glass Pani De Do

Husband: Khud Uth Ke Pee Loo

Wife: De Do Na

Husband: Ab Manga Na To Thappar Pare Ga

Wife: Thappar Marne Ana To Pani Lete Ana.

proposing

A boy's eyes is faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd...
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But...
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A boy's heart is slower than internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly... :)

conductor and wrestler

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aurstrong
tha,
bus me ja rha tha..
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Conductor:"Bhaisahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket nahi liya karte..
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Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na
saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gayaa aur gym join
kar liya..
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Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur
pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete
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Aise 6 months nikal gye...
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Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda
ho gya...
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Agle Din conductor:" Bhai ticket lele..
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Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi lete..
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Conductor:" chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta
bey ??
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Pahalwaan:" Pass banwa rakha hai, isliye
nhi leta.. !!