Thursday, 15 August 2013

The year is 2058....

Robots are ruling over Earth. Humanity has been
wiped out...
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Robots are watching 'Sooryavansham' on Set Max...

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Place ur tongue between ur lips .. Nd say "M" ...
Try 
Reading the history of some of the ottoman sultans is depressing. Stories of endless concubines, wastefulness, binge drinking, etc It really goes to show that not all of the leaders of muslim countries or empires were immune to evil. For a case example, look up Sultan Ibrahim. The leader of the ottomans in the mid 1600s who kept concubines, was known for wastefulness and extravagance and died by execution for his crimes.

I am not mentioning his example in order to defame the Ottoman history, I use to to show that even some muslim rulers were vulnerable to sin and did indeed fall into it. Muslim leaders are not always sinless, good-doers but humans just like you and I. Jazakallah Khair to the "Lost Islamic History" for being brave enough to mention some of the not-so-nice parts of muslim history. NOTE: All of their posts are always positive and shed positive light on muslim history, however, this was just one example used to show the darker side of history as well. 

We must learn from our history, both the good and the bad parts, if we wish to progress as a society. Insha'Allah! ~A1
Din bhar kitna b kyun na ghom lou....

Sb say Cute Larki nazar tb ati ha
Jb

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jb Papa k sath bazaar jao 
Must answer 

Ap aik picnic point par aik mountain par khary hn.
Us mountain ki edge par aik larka/larki sucide commit karny wala h 

What is the best way to stop em?    

Monday, 12 August 2013

An engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Engineer: Changes according to
season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t
remember exactly

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????

Engineer: yes

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car

Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
…. And
theN the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir,

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hum gaadi dhoond lenge.!!
Girl size 30, 
buys a jeans of size 28. 

*Let me look sexy*|
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Boy size 32,
buys a jeans of size 34. 

*If I go fat, then I'll save some money*