3 ways to catch a Tiger :
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Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and
then you catch it ..
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Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets
tired and then catch
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Pakistan Police Method -
Catch a cat and beat it until it
accepts it's a
tiger !

Ek baar maine apne dil se pucha ki
"Ye pyar kya hota hai"
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dekh bhai mera kam blood circulate krna hai fokat ka dimag ka dahi ni karr xD

Attitude Of Young Generation
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They Love -Facebook- But They Hate To Face The Book

Amma:" Dr sahab mera beta bike se gir gaya..
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Doctor:" i don't know hindi plzz tell me in
english..
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Amma:" my londa gironda from hero honda,,
broken
haddi karde patti...

Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

Dad: "Tujhe school se kyun nikala...??
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Pappu: "Sir ne pucha 2 aur 3 kitne hote hain, main bola 5..
Phir pucha aur..3 aur 2...????
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Dad: "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai...??
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Pappu : "Exactly, maine bhi ye hi bola thaa...!!

Daku:- tera name kya h?
Girl- nisha.
Daku:meri fb frnd ka
name b nisha hi hai,
ja tujhe maaf kiya.
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Daku(boy se): tera kya
name h?
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Boy : name to mera
rahul hai,
par pyar se log muje b
'nisha' hi kehte hai