Fat man saw an ad:  
"lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr.

He calls the company & lady says be
ready tmrw at 6am.

The next morning he opens the door  

&  finds  a hot  babe   with  just  shoes,
undergarments   &    shirt     saying:
"u   catch me u    f#c#    me!"   &   the  girl
starts    running.
He starts running but doesn't catch
her.

 During the whole week he tried
to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program.

Next morning at 6 he opens the
door and sees an even hotter babe
in shoes, thong & a shirt saying:
"u catch me u f#c# me".

He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is
awesome!

Lets try the 25 kg!

So he asked for the 25 kg but the
lady said "R u sure?

its really tough".
he said "YES!"

Next day at 6 he opens the door, he
finds a negro gay in just underwear
saying..
"If I catch u, I will f##k u.."

Ek Budha Ek Ladki Se Takraya.
Budha: “Sorry”
Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta
Nahi”
Ladki Jaise Hi Aage Badhi, Ek
Handsome Ladka Us Ladki Se Takra
Gaya.
Ladka: “Sorry”
Ladki: “It’s Okay”
Budhe Ne Jab Ye Suna To Gusse Se
Ladki Se Bola
Budha: “BC ***** Meri Sorry
Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya?“

One day a husband and a wife
fought
with each other over whom does
their
son love more?
After a while they come up plan that
they'll throw a stone at him and see
whether he yells "Mommy" or
"Daddy".
If he shouts out "Mommy" then the
Mom wins and
if he shouts out "Daddy" then the
Dad
wins.
They throw the stone and wait for
his
response.
The boy shouts...
.
.
.
"Kaun hai b***nchod ??" :P

Girl-DR Main susu Karti Hoo to 4 DHAR
NIKALTI HAI
After checking her,

Dr-4 DHAR HI NIKLEGI KYONKI ANDAR
aadmi ki pant KA BUTTON GUSA hAI..

Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100
Rs.Uski Bra
me dala,

British Ne 200 dale

Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or
300 Rs. Nikaal Liye???

SwamiRamdev Blue Film dekhne gye
hans pade

BHAKT:Ap Q hanse gurdev?

SWAMI:Aj 20 sal bad mera khada hua hai

BHAKT:Gurdav apne mera pkda hua hai.???

Pappu checkup krwane doctor k pas gya . .
Dr. - "Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Papput - Pehle se kharab hai..." :(
.
Dr. - Dawa khali thi?
Pappu - Ji nai, dawa ki shishi to bhari thi
Dr. - Arre, mera matlb dawa le li thi?
Pappu - Ji, apne di thi to mene leli thi." :)
Dr. - Bewkof dawa pi li thi.?"
Pappu - Ji nai, Dr. Sahab dawa to laal
thi..." :P
.
Dr. - "Haramzaade, dawako pee lia tha kya ?
Pappu - Lekin Dr. sahab pelia to mujhe hai
na ? :D =D =D