When you are busy with your daily schedule, 

the sudden 
'I love you'text from your loved ones spares your smile and you know, your life is worthwhile. Isn't it..

Jiis Qadar Toot Ky Chahty Hein Hum Tumhain,,,,
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Be-Rukhi Ki Hadd Mein Tum Utnaa Hi KamaalL Karti Ho...!

Arz kiya hai .... 
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2 week se jada khansi ho
toh T.B ban jati hai 
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2 week se jada khansi ho
toh T.B ban jati hai 
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time pe girlfried nahi badlo
toh Biwi ban jati hai..  

HUSBAND Aur WIFE Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Tha..
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BIWI :- Kaash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Maan Leti
Aur Tum Se Shaadi Na Karti. .
husband :- Kya Matlab ?
Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shaadi
Karne se Mana Kiya Tha..? .

BIWI :- Aur Nahi To Kya......
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. Husband:- heyyy Allah, Main Aaj Tak
Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura
Samjhta Raha 

Rape karne walo ko..
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Phasi nahi deni chahiye
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Unko jinda sher ke pinjare me
daal dena
chaiye.
Janwaro ko janwar hi maare to
accha hoga.

Girlfriend:"Hey

Boyfriend:"Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me back.

Girlfriend:"Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??

Boyfriend:"I'm Fine! And You.. ??

Girlfriend:"I'm fine, but I need something from you..

Boyfriend:"What ??

Girlfriend:"Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??

Boyfriend:"15k for what..??

Girlfriend:"5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..

Boyfriend:"Awww sure my love,here..

k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .

count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.

k,
k

that's for your perfume..

Faadu insult...!!
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke
Sath
ek Ladki Baithi hui thi ..... .
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cooli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie
Chahiye................?.?
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Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain
Mere Sath.!. :DD LO aur banaO GF