Husband sent a text to his wife at
night,

"Hi I will get late, please try and
wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my
favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got
an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm
getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure
you got my first message". ! :D