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Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:"

After 5 minutes:"

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle,

Bret Lee is a bowler..

Wife:" Okay, oh look, another
wicket..

Husband:" No, this is just a replay
of the last one..

Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..

Husband:" It's Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife:" How many runs they need
to win now ??

Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls..

Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..

Husband:" *Turns off the TV*

Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband:" Who is she ??
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Wife:" dont disturb me... :p :O :D 😺 😸 👅