A man got a call from unknown
number..

Girl : Hi, r u single.. ??

Man : Yes, but who r u..??

Ans : Your wife...

Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl : R u married ??

Man : Yes, but who R u..??

Girl : Your girlfriend, U cheat !!

Man : Sorry baby, I thought it was
my wife...

Ans : Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja.