A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel
tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant
leading the tour, ‘What's the camel for?’
The sergeant replied, ‘Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and
the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the
camel.’ The captain said, ‘Well, if it's good for morale, then I
guess it's all right with me.’
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could
not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, ‘BRING IN THE
CAMEL!!!’ The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have
vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the
stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, ‘Is that how
the enlisted men do it?’
The sergeant replied, ‘Well sir, they usually just use it to ride
into town.’