ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and
energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in
the future.
BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing
special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating
repulsive men.
EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a
man.
EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they
are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men
have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily
due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are
not located in her chest.
FRIEND... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes
sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted
by the man to be ‘playing hard to get’.
INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do
all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT... what the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY... how attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more
often than he does.
SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.