STRANGE FACTS

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad pet me pahuchta hai.

2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai

3. Har mard k L** ki lambaai uske hath k anguthe se double hoti hai.

4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.

5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi h.

Naap le Bhai
Pehle tu l** hi naap le Facts ki Maa ke Ankh

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Bacha maa se - Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ???
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Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo
samja ki gusse ko
pregnant kehte hai...!!
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue
ek ladki k upar gir gaya...!! 
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???
...
Bacha bola - Gira teri beti k
upar hu or pregnant tu ho rahi hai.. :-D;-)

Father to son: Hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?
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Son: Nothing dad. She asked for lipstick and I heard "GLUE STICK".

Father: God bless you my son...

Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife: What. . .Where. . .??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "I will kill u if u dont stop calling our children that"

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho?? 

Man 1: I am getting married. How would I
know if my wife is a virgin?

Man 2: Get an "Irish Virginity Test" Kit.

Man 1: What's that?

Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.

Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?

Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue... and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !