Bacha maa se - Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ???
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Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo
samja ki gusse ko
pregnant kehte hai...!!
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue
ek ladki k upar gir gaya...!! 
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???
...
Bacha bola - Gira teri beti k
upar hu or pregnant tu ho rahi hai.. :-D;-)