A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked
for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The
flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, ‘I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips.’ The Irishman then handed his
drink back to the attendant and said, ‘Me, too, I didn't know we had
a choice.’