A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative
fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in ‘fashion sense.’
The man walks up to him and says, ‘I didn't know you were into
earrings.’ ‘Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an
earring,’ he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few
minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, ‘So, how long have
you been wearing one?’
‘Ever since my wife found it in my truck...’