‎3 pagal sharab p k taxi mein beth gye...........

Taxi wale ne garri start kr k band kr di aur bola lo sahab ponch gye,

pehle ne thnx bola,

doosre ne paise diye
3rd ne thaper mar dye...

driver samjha ise pata lag gya,
phir 3rd bola: aj tu marwa hi deta itni tez chalata hai.......