Husband: calls up Hotel Manager
from Room)
Please jaldi aao meri biwi se behas ho rahi thi wo boli mai iss khidki se kood jaungi...
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Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, ye aapka
Personal Matter hai.
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Husband: Abay Chwal
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Khidki khul ni ri... khol isse aa kar... :D