Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai: 

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ? 

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan 
... 
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ? 

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha 

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ? 

Husband: Haan ... 

Wife: Koii Nahi .