Girl went to buy a talking parrot !

Girl := Main kaisi lagti hoon ?
Parrot := randi lagti ho !

Girl:= Ye parrot badtameez hai !

Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me duboya
or pucha.. Phir gali dega?

Parrot:= Nahi

Girl Parrot se:= agr mere sath ghr me
1 ladka aye to tum kya socho ge ?
Parrot:= Husband hoga

Girl:= Agr do ladky ayen to ?
Parrot:= Husband & Bhai...

Girl:= Agr 3 ayen to ?
Parrot:= Husband, dost & Bhai...

Girl:= Agr 4 aaye to ?

Parrot (apny mailk se):= pani Le aao
bhai..Maine to pehle hi bola tha randi
hai ye !!! =P =D