A Man goes to
Five Star Hotel....

Man : One Vodka Price

Waiter : Rs. 5/- Sir.

Man : What Only Rs. 5 ??

Can I Also Have
One Pizza Please..??

Waiter : Rs. 7/- Sir

Man : Wow That’s Really Cheap,
Can I Meet The Owner of this Hotel ??

Waiter :
No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend !!!!

Man : What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend ????

Waiter : The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here !!!!