Mom:" Son, get up its time to
go to College..

Son:" No Maa.. I don't want
to go to college..
.
.
Mom:" Give me 2 reasons why
don't u want to go to college..

Son:" 1. All students hate me..
2. All staff hates me..
.
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Mom:" Ooh! That's not a reason..
Come on, U must go to college..

Son:" Give me 2 reasons why
I should go 2 college..
.
.
Mom:" 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college..
.
.
Moral:" Sirf Bachon ka hi Dil nahi
karta Chhutti karne ka