Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ??

Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do.

Boy :"Oo teri .,
Yaar ye ladkiyan kitni halak ho gyi hai star plus dekh ke.