NASTY JOKE-DON'T READ IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY
An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50

#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50

#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally 

attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."