TeeÑágErs r tHe mOst mIsuNderStoOd pp On eArtH... wE r tReAteD lIkE cHildrEn.. bUt ExpEctEd tO Act lIkE aDuLts...!!

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
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Doctor: KUNDI... :P :D

How much secret Stuff is Hidden In a Cell Phone is directly proportional To !!!
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How Quickly u will Snatch it back when Some One Hold ur Cell :D:P

TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???

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STUDENT: my father's Cheque book..

Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta

FACEBOOK ke Keedo.. :D

Research Says That:
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Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
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But Boys Take Only Three
Seconds..!!
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1st Second:"Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
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2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
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3rd Second:"Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho
Gaya..:p :D :O :D

So True

Hum Pencil Ka Istamal Karte The Jab Chhote The 

Hum Pencil Ka Istamal Karte The Jab Chhote The

Par,

Ab Pen Istamal Karte Hai.

Apko Pata Hai Q?
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Q Ki

Bachpan Me Galtiya Mit Sakti Hai Par Ab Nahi..!!! :/

Baap (Bahot Gusse me) : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.
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Beta (Proudly ) : Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye .

Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa :P

The bIgGest LOL stAtEmEnT..
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Computers and mobiles were made to save our time...:-D :-P

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera
Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..
kya tum mujhse
shadi
karoge? . Bol mela baby
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar
rahi hai ya goad
le rahi hai? :D :D

Angrez Urdu main darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega.. ?? :D
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Nahi pata ??
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Ok, Main batata hoon
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THERE WAS A COLD DAY

Isko tez tez parho khud samajh jaoge. :D :D

Miss to Students:
Wo konsi 3 Raatien hoti hain jo Aurton par Bhaari hoti Hain???

Girl: Miss,

Suhaag Rat
Chaand Raat
orHaftey ki Raat

"Miss: Hye Mei Sadke"

Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt
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The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes.. :( :P :D :D

PUSSY meaant aa CAT!
SEX meaant aa GENDER!
BITCH waas aa FEMALE DOG!
DICK waas aa NAME!
BJ waas aa NICK NAME!
RUBBER waas nothiing buut ann ERASER!
ASS waas aa ANIMAL!
SCREW waas juust aa TOOL!
HEAD meaant paart of aa BODY!
BALLS meaant aa ROUND TOY!
NUTS meaant DRYFRUIT!
69 waas juust aa NUMBER

& thenn ii mett ya'll & my eduucation gott ruinedd! xD

PUSSY meaant aa CAT!
SEX meaant aa GENDER!
BITCH waas aa FEMALE DOG!
DICK waas aa NAME!
BJ waas aa NICK NAME!
RUBBER waas nothiing buut ann ERASER!
ASS waas aa ANIMAL!
SCREW waas juust aa TOOL!
HEAD meaant paart of aa BODY!
BALLS meaant aa ROUND TOY!
NUTS meaant DRYFRUIT!
69 waas juust aa NUMBER

& thenn ii mett ya'll & my eduucation gott ruinedd! xD

‎'Girl:
Aj se me tumhari hr bat manu gi
Boy:
Hr bat mano gi
Girl:
Yes hr bat
Boy:
Ek br phr soch lo
Girl:
Soch lia ha Hr bat manugi
Boy: Phr aaj k bad daily 5 waqt ki
Namaz parhna;
Girl: kiaaa
MORAL: Hr Larka 1 jesa ni hota
Kuch Mere Jaisy b Hoty Hain
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<)(
_// Ammi meri tasbi kahan hai.,

A Beautiful Lady Sitting On A
Bench In A PARK!
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FAQER: Hi Darling!
So U R In The Mood 2 Have
Some Romance?
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Lady: How Dare U?
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. Faqer: Den Wht R U Doing On
My Bed !!! :p

A professor explained: 

1 You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me-That’s Direct Marketing. 

2 You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising. 

3 Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? That’s Brand Recognition.

4 You say Im very rich marry me & she slaps u. That’s Customer Feedback.

5 You say Im very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband. That’s Demand & Supply Gap.

6 Before you say Im rich, marry me, your wife arrives. That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha,
bus me ja rha tha
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Conductor - Bhai sahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan - ham Ticket nahi liya krte

Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aor gym join kar liya. . .

Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta
aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete

Aise 6 months nikal gye. . .
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagra ho gya . . .

Agle Din conductor - Bhai ticket lele
Pahalwaan - Hum ticket nhi lete

Conductor - chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ?"

Pahalwaan - Pass banwa rkha hai,
isliye nhi leta :D:D :-P

After so many years of education
I just realised
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Baba baba black sheep,twinkle twinkle & ABCD,
all `ve the same tune :P :D

Now don`t get started :P :D

How to kill a BOY.. ??
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Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number..
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Then Lock him in a place with
"No - N E T W O R K coverage
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How to kill a GIRL.. ??
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Give her a beautiful dress, nicejewellerys, costly cosmetics..
Then, lock her in a room without a " - M I R R O R - :p :D :D

Which subject would you
teach if
you were given a teaching
job ?
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1. Mathematics
2. Physics
3. Geography
4. Economics
5. Literature
6. French
7. Biology
8. Agriculture
9. Accounts
10. Accounting
11. English
12.Others (specify)

Admi ka dil bohat barha hota h r aurat ka bohat chhota

Proof...

Aurat k dil mn sirf usky lover or shohar k liye jga hoti h ...
Aur,
Admi ka dil itna barha hota h k us mn lover,
Dost ki lover,
Biwi ki dost,
Samny wali,
Uper wali,
Sath wali,
Neechhy wali,
Saali,
Kaam wali,
Bhai ki saali,
Or thori bohat biwi k liye b jga hoti h :P
Such admi k dil itna barha hota h :P :P :P :P :P

Shaadi ki bat teh ho rahi thi..
Larkay walay:
Hamara larka bara insaaf pasand hai sb ko aik
nazar se dekhta hai!!
Larki walay:
Hamari larki bari kam kaaj wali hai har waqt
aik taang pe khari rehti hai!!
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Shaadi k baad pata chala k. .
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DULHA Kaana
Aur
DULHAN Langri hai. :P

LAW of FACEBOOK What
does GENERALLY A girls
profile pic tells u ;)
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1. If she is very beautiful with
1000's of friends, its fake.
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2. There is a guy in the pic
along with her, she is already booked.
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3. There are more than one
girl in the pic, she is most probably the ugliest one.
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4. The pic is taken from a
side angle of her face, she is most probably fat.
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5. The pic is taken from far away,
definitely not a fake profile,
just
try to zoom in with your
eye lenses to figure out
more ofher. .
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6. The pic is of a baby,
cake, heart
or any other stupid thing,
most probably a teen who needs to grow up.
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7. A pic with a ugly face,
Click the back button as soon as you can
before anyone catches you
red handed :)
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8. A pic with a beautiful face and
all profile info hidden, she
is
probably the one for you :P

but don't be so excited,
she wont
accept your friend
request. :D :D:D

What is the Last digit
of your Cell number ??

1 = Cute
2 = Hot
3 = Gorgeous
4 = Smart
5 = Cool
6 = Unique
7 = Friendly
8 = Amazing
9 = Rude
0 = Attractive

The real education is your attitude and behavior with others. It defines ur entire personality, no matter how qualified U are..!

‎*BEZZAAATIII*
Ek larka bhagte hue ek larki
ke pas gya or bola"mai
tumse dosti karna chahta
hu",
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Larki boli :"to hamari
dushmani kab thi
BHAAAIIIYYAAAAA ­"?? :P

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING.. 
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Sm1 placd a bomb near a lady!
Evry1 around strtd tellin "Aunty bomb hai"
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She smild & said
"Nahi re, ab pehle jaisi baat kaha".:p

p0g0 time .
A couple sees a Hot Girl.

WIFE : So Big ! Aren't They ???

HUSBAND : Yess

WIFE : Are They Artificial ?

HUSBAND : No ! I think they are Natural.

WIFE : Earrings and Natural ?

Husband Silent :P xD.........
:P

A Boy asked a Girl in a market, I have lost my GF canu talk 2 me 4 a minute ?
Girl- why ?
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Boy- becasue whenever i talk 2 any girl my GF finds me! :D :P

Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera
mann laga rahega :D :p

Moral- har ladka kamina nahi
hota koi sharif b
hota hai :D

Pappu : dada , ye Condom kya hota he ?? 
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dada : nahi pata beta ... :/
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Pappu : pata tha ke tumhe nahi pata hoga , Warna aaj ye property ke 14 tukde nahi hote ... :/ :/ :/

Dad:"Give me ur Mobile for a Minute..
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Son:"Wait dad, Let me Switch it on..
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Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Memory Card Format..
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Son:"Here it is.
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Dad:"Thanx I Just want to see the
time..
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Son:"Daaaad.. :@:( :P
:P

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon sey to koi bhi kashtiyan nikal leta hai..
Par Tufanon say kashtiyan nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai

Coolest Mom
Girl: Mom!!! Can i go for a walk
for some Fresh Air ???
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Mom: yes sure! But ask ur 'Fresh
Air' to drop u home before 9:00p.m:D :p
Moral :
Tujhe sab kuch pata hai na Maa !!

b0ys ka c0mmon sense zero h0ta ha
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gent t0ilet mei likh kr ayngy
'tabinda i l0ve u'
ab kia tabinda gents t0ilet ma prhny jaygi.=p

‎9 interesting confusions
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1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall of trees when they sleep?

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?

6. "I Love You" is not a question then why does it need an answer?

7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?

8. Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?

9. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

U can add in the list :-)

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond
ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying
da bill

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond
ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying
da bill

The most wonderful news in
School Life.. ??
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Teacher is absent...:p :O :D :D

‎21ST CENTURY!
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Our phones ~ wireless!
Cooking ~ fireless!
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Food ~ fatless!
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Dress ~ sleeveless !
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Youth ~ Jobless!
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Leaders ~ shameless!
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Relationships ~ meaningless!
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Attitude ~ careless!
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Feelings ~ heartless!
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Education ~ valueless!
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Children ~mannerless !
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Everything is becoming LESS
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But still,
Our Hopes are Endless.
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Infact,
I am speechles.. :p

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For
Dinner
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay
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Manager Handed Him To Police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & became
Free..
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without
MBA..

Highly disappointing situations-

1. Ur Best frnd weds ur lover 
2. A close friend avoiding widout reason ;(
3. 10 mark question asked for 2 mark 
4. Principal sitting near u on tour
5. Xtremly good lookin guy/gal crosing u when u r wid ur mom /dad
6. Teachers distributing ur test papers in front of your juniors
7. Frnd calling on b'day n not wishing..
8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped msging 

old but gold :p

3 Sardar Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya
Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhul Gaye

, Decide Kiya Ke Sab Se Chota Sardar Ja Kar Pepsi Le
Aaye,

Chota Sardar:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere

Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...

2no Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
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1 Din Guzar Gaya Sardar Nhi Aaya,
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2 Din Guzr Gaye
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2no Ne Socha Ke Ab
Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,
Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Chota Sardar Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaongaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Miyaan or Bivi aik gaari k 2 Paiye
hain….!!
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Koi Mery parents se pochay, Mujh se kab tak One wheeling karwani
hai???..:D :D