That Awkward Moment,

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When You Ignore
Someone's Phone Call
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They Call You From Someone Else's Phone &
You Answer It :P :-D

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down
the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated
65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365
times with the same cow."

CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone ☎ rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go . It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence ,when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday"..

2 Girls Bus Me Seat K Liye Larr Rahi Thi.
Driver Ne Kaha Aap Me Se J0 Umar Me Bari Hai W0 Beath Jaye.,
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D0n0

Pura Rasta Khari Rahi :D 'xD

1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha K Achanak Sath
Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai: Kya Haal Hai?
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Admi Ghabra Kr: Theek Hoon. . Phr Awaz Aai: Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
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Admi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain, . Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun?
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Admi Pareshan Ho Gya 0r Jaldi Se Bola: Nahi Nahi
Main Busy Hon.
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Phir Awaz Aai: . .
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Acha Yaar Main Tumhen Baad Mein Call Karta Hon.
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se Meri Hr
Baat Ka Jawab DeRaha Hai.:D