Ultimate Insult...!!!
A woman & her son were riding in a
taxi.
All the prostitutes were standing at
a bus stop.
Boy: Mom, what are these women
doing here?
Mom: They are waiting for their
husband.
Taxi driver: Why don't you tell him
the truth, that they are hookers &
have sex with men for money.
Boy: Is that true Mom?
Mom: (Glaring hard at the driver)
says, YES.
Kid asks: Mom, what happens to the
babies these women have?
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Mom: They become taxi drivers...!!!

2013:" wife..
Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bana do zara..
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Wife:" kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:" maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? =D

Accident dekhny per Reaction

US: Oh my GOD
Africa: oh No

Australia: Damn got a hit

Pakistani:
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Aya na maza?
or dekh apni MAA ko Mur Mur ky 

A woman went for shopping.....
At cash counter she opened her
purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote
in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n
asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote
with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but
my husband refused to
accompany me for shopping
today..
Due to his stupid match SO...
The story continues....
The shopkeeper smiles and takes
back all the items that lady had
purchased. . .
Shocked at this act,
she asks the shopkeeper: what is
he doing ?
He said your husband has blocked
your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of
your husband

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees..
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Engineer:" Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya... Hahahaha 

Engineer Rocked :D

Doctor Shocked :P :D

bagharti ki jahan had hoti hai na....
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wahan se thora agey jakey left.pe wapda ka office hai. :v

Tell a girl you can't touch your belly button with both your elbows.
What you see next is defined as 'Heaven'!

Dad:" I want u 2 marry a girl of my
choice..
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Son:" No
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Dad:" The girl is Bill Gates'
daughter..
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Son:" Then ok.....
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Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad:" I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son..
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Bill Gates:" No
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Dad:" My son is d CEO of the World
Bank..
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Bill Gates:" Then ok..
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Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank..
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Dad:" Appoint my son as the CEO of
ur bank..
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President:"No!
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Dad:" He is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates..
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President:" Then ok! This is
BUSINESS... :-D :-P

MUST READ 
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:"

After 5 minutes:"

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle,

Bret Lee is a bowler..

Wife:" Okay, oh look, another
wicket..

Husband:" No, this is just a replay
of the last one..

Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..

Husband:" It's Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife:" How many runs they need
to win now ??

Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls..

Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..

Husband:" *Turns off the TV*

Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband:" Who is she ??
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Wife:" dont disturb me... :p :O :D 😺 😸 👅

wikipedia: i know everything

Google: i have everything

Facebook: i know everybody 

Internet: without me you are no body 
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Electricity: awaaaz neecheee :v :P

ge 5-17- Beta Class Me Kya Rank
Aaya.. ??
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Age 17-19- Beta Entrance Exam Me
Kya Rank Aaya.. ??
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Age 22-24- Beta Placement
KahanHua.. ??
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Age 24-26- Beta Salary Kitni Ho
Gayi.. ??
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Age 25-27- Beta Shaadi Kab Kar
Rahe Ho.. ??
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Ye Padosi Aur Rishtedaar Pata Nahi
Kab Peecha Chodhenge...:p:O

Biggest Problem In Love

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Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl..

Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy..

They Fall In Love

&

Good Ones Get Cheated..

Now The Good Guys Thinks,

All Girls Are Fraud..

&

Good Girls Thinks,

All Guys Are Flirts..

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When Good Guy Meets

Good Girl,

They Avoid Falling In Love

&

Become Just Good Friends..!!

Old bt Super Gold :p
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A boy wrote on his room's
door :-"Plz don't enter I'mupset"
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Lover saw it n went away...
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Parents saw it n went away
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Friends came inside smiling and said :- kaminey, bahar english
mai kuch likha hai,
Kyun bey tune english kab sikhi ? Chal party de
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''Isi Liye to kehtey hain har ek friend kameena hota hai" =D

Girl to her friends:" Mujhe tumhari
help chahiye..
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Girl 1:" yaar me toh khud busy hu..
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Girl 2:" Yaar mummy ne jaldi ghar
bulaya hai
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Girl 3:" kya tune meri help ki thi.. ??
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Boy to his Friends:" yaar ek
panga ho gaya
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Boy 1:" bol kitne bande bulaun :@
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Boy 2:" Maa behan ek kar dunga,
bata kaun hai ..??
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Boy 3:" kiski itni himmat apne bhai
se panga kare...:@

Suuny Leone ne taxi driver sekaha:\" airport Chaloge.. ??
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Driver:\" haa chalunga..
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Sunny:\" kya loge ??
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Driver:\" gareeb admi hu bahen ji, paise hi lunga.. :-D :v

Top 10 things men understand about women: 
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BAHU Ke 1-2 Affair Sunkar PATI Ne
Jaan De Di,
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Ohh....Sad..
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3-4 Affair Sunkar SASUR Ne Jaan De
Di..
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Ohh.... Very sad...
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Lekin SAAS Chup Rahi
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Kyo ??
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KYOKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI...

Boy : can you stop doing 'Aww' all the time ? :-|
Girl : Aww.. Whats happppened ?
Boy : It annoys me -_-
Girl : Aww... I'm sorry.
Boy : Its okay.. You're a sweetheart.
Girl : Aww.... I know :)
Boy : Get lost bye.. :-X
Girl : Aww... Baby ghussa hogya ;)
Boy : Whatever! :S
Girl : Aww... You look so cute when angry.
Boy : (pulls the gun out, shoots himself)
Girl : Aww... Marr gayee :-(

Pakistan ki Nojwaan Nasal K Bigarny ki Waja?

Mobile??

Media??

Internet??

Nahi

9th,10th,11th,12th class ki Urdu ki Ghazlain..

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna deti hain..

EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab hy to Nazrain Jamaye Rakh Ghalib...
Parda Jesa B ho, 
Sarakta Zaroor hy...
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<))> Hun dasso..
_//_ galib vi apnay waqt da imran hashmi si..;-

Teacher: Urdu Mein TranSlate Karo,
"Damn Look At That Girl.. She iS BeauTiFuL"
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Student:"JaNi !!! BaChi t0 Daikh
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Tabaahi hAi TaBaahi :D :p

Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo
konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane
nahi deti aur admi Subah 0 Sham
dabana chahta hai??
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Bolo, socho!
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Ans:”Uska GALA” :D

Hum to Karachi ki galiyon me ghoom rahy the
k 1 admi ßori le k aya or
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kachra utha k chala gya

Jaan nikal di thi kaminey ne..

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya...
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda"
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di...

LADY murge wale se:
Koi achchha murga dikhao ?

Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya

LADY (Uske niche haath laga k):
Ye Karachi ka hai.

Koi aur dikhao ?

2nd murge k b niche haath laga k:
Ye to Faisalabad ka hai !

3rd murge k b niche haath laga k:
Yes, ye Afganistan ka hai.

De do.
Paise dene k baad Lady: Tum kaha ke ho ?

MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue): Ab main kya
batau.
Aap khud hi check kar lo !!
??????