Father to son: Hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?
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Son: Nothing dad. She asked for lipstick and I heard "GLUE STICK".

Father: God bless you my son...

Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife: What. . .Where. . .??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "I will kill u if u dont stop calling our children that"

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho?? 

Man 1: I am getting married. How would I
know if my wife is a virgin?

Man 2: Get an "Irish Virginity Test" Kit.

Man 1: What's that?

Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.

Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?

Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue... and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !