When I m Dead,
Ur Tears May Flow,
But I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..

When I m Dead,
U ll Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send them Now, Instead..

When I M Dead,
U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..

When I M Dead,
U ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get them Now, INSTEAD‚¦!

... decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.
He type:
"i L0VE y0u"
And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0ta msg but he dec!ded t0 see it the next day f0r surprise and slept.
Next day, he read the msg and becme s0 sh0kd

u knw why ? ?
bcoz
!t was wr!tten:
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Dear cust0mer, msg sndng failed due t0
insuficient balnce. Please recharge ur acc0unt :-D :-D

Don't force
someone
to remember you
all the time....
Just stay silent

let them realize how will they be
without you
in their life.

Le me : 2 tickets for hotel transylvania ...
Le ticket guy : shu transy ? 
Me : ermm the movie hotel transylvania..
He : wat habibi 
Me : that one *pointing towards the poster* 

He : oh ha you want tuu watch zee cartoons ..ok
Me : O.o
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but seriously one of the best and funniest animation of this year . . bla bla blaa xD

When a woman loves you, you are a husband; 

when a few women love you, you are a man; 

when many women love you, you are a lover; 

when hundreds of women love you, you are an idol,

when thousands of women love you, you are a leader but

when all the women in the world love you, you are not human....

You are a diamond, a rupee, a dollar, an euro, a riyal, a dirham.... :/

Basiclly there r 7 Types of GIRLS :-
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1. ) HARD DISK Girls :-
---> Remember everything forever.
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2. ) RAM Girls :- ---> Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
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3. ) SCREEN SAVER Girls :-
---> Just for looking.
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4. ) INTERNET Girls :- ---> Difficult to access.
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5. ) SERVER Girls :-
---> Always busy when needed.
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6. ) MULTIMEDIA Girls :- ---> Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
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7. ) VIRUS Girls :-
---> These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' . Once enters in your system and don't
leave even after format.

I Saw Her On Facebook, I Added Her....
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I Saw Her Outside, I Deleted Her :d

----y Display Pictures Look Tooooo Cute In Thumbnails..?:

Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R
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Next Two Benches R General
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH" :P=DD

finally got a text from girl on cellphone
that says

hy mera name Rabia hai
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tumhe ALLAH ka wasta ha 30 rupay ka load kra do museebat men hu wapis kr du gi
kitni bar admin ki feelings k sath khelenge log :( :P

Simple trick To end chat wid a girl
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Just ask
Her mobile no
She will disappear in a while...:D

Random Question: 
Who's is the last person you talked to on the phone? ♥ :]

A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl . . .

Girl : Jab dad so jayenge to me gali me
sikka phenkungi . .
Tum awaz sunkar turant andar a jana.

Lekin Boy sikka phekne ke 1 ghante
baad aya. . .

Girl: itni der ku laga di ?
Boy:Wo mein sikka dhund raha tha :P

Girl : pagal wo to "mene dhaga bandh
ke phenka tha, wapas khench lia"... ;D :P

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess 
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One Wrong Move And You Are...
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Married ;-) :-P

Agree ;-) ?

60% account r fake .
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Like if u r not fake :D

Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."

Boy:
"Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?"
*Girl Hugs

Boy*
Girl: "Wait, Are You Covered In
Glue?"
Boy: "Yeah.":)

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‎"STUDENT OF THE YEAR"
Dear movie,
i did't have a Ferrari or Mercedes in my school days ,
neither my school have acres of
lands of campus...nd yeah a cool Discotoo... And girls roaming around in

bikni...??
Hell no....!!
still my school days were
awesome as hell... ♥ :) :)
so,
Mr. karan johar
stop making such unrealistic movies as it can leave a wrong
impression on the youth, making them to compare it
with their school days nd feel sick :P
How many
Likes for your SCHOOL ...♥

Important Trick for all of you..
How to shutdown your friend's Pc
through chating using cmd
Hello friends. Today your's
mafiyaboy is here with a cool

trick. You can shutdown your
friend's computer through
chating. This is very simple and
cool trick. Kindly follow these
steps :-
Step 1: Before going to start clear
all history, all cookies, stop all
downloading and close all extra
tabs. Mean to say
stop all internet activities. Now go
to your messanger and start
chating with the victim.
Step 2: Go the start and click on
run.
Step 3: In run command type
cmd.exe and hit enter.
Step 4: A black screen will appear.
This is command prompt. In this
box type "netstat -n" (without
quotes).
Step 5: Now if you done the step
one correctly you see only one ip
address many times (ip should be
of victim).
Step 6: Now again, type
"shutdown -i"(without quotes).A
box will appear now click on add
button.A small box will pop up.
Now type ip address of computer
which you get from "netstat -n"
command.
Step 7: Now there are three
options click on shutdown.
Step 8: To show a message to
victim's computer check the
"warm users of the action" and
set the number of seconds.
Step 9: Now select any option in
shutdown event trackerStep 10:
Now comes the best part of the
prank. In last type your message
like you got hacked and we
destroy your computer. After this
shutdown your computer is not
going to start(type anything that
scare your victim). Now click on
ok and you are done. Have fun
guys and must Like it ..

‎(CHAAND raat mubarak,

EID mubarak,

EID 2nd day mubarak,

EID 3rd day mubarak,

bhae Kuch pta nhi,

Rehman Malik ko phr keera kaat jaye.. ;)

What were the bakra's last words to the bakri? 
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O'meri jaaa'aaa'an, mai tuj pe qurbaa'aa'an.

The most irritating moment when
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u r pulling ur bakra n he becomes Dheet :D

Lets have fun..replace a movie title with BAKRA we are expecting hilarious comments from u guys...

For example : hum BAKRA de chukah hain snam..

Eid Mubarak Pakistan. Have a blessed year :)

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عيد السعيد

Eid Mubarak :P

E¡ð mUbArAk tO aLl :)
E¡ð mUbArAk tO aLl :)
E¡ð mUbArAk tO aLl :)

and well EID MUBARAK PEEPALZ!!!!
have a feasty eid

Say:Allah Hu Akbar

Sometime Love Is For
A Moment♥
'N Sometime Love Is For
A Lifetime...

But

Sometime A Moment With
Someone
Love You Is Enough To
Spend A Lifetime..??

A beautiful girl was a college student...;) 
one day
she came late to class...:o
Teacher: Why are you
late??

Girl : One boy was
following me, sir....:(
Teacher: So, What?
Girl : That boy was walking
very slow...:D :D :D :P

Love :-

Starts From Eyes
Grows With Gifts
Ends With Tears

But These days :-

Love
Starts From Mobiles
Grows With msgs
Ends With
NUMBER BUSY !

Boy : You Wanna Know
Something?
Girl : What ??
Boy : Loving You Is The Second
Best Thing I Ever Did !!

Girl : Okay Then what Is The First
Thing????

Boy : Finding You Is the First ♥ :) DOLL ♥

Girl :will you stop Loving
me ?

Boy : of course Not

Girl: Why not !
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Boy: Cause i can't live
without your love

Girl : Are you sure ?

Boy: sure babe My love for
you is a Journey,
Starting at Forever and
Ending at Never...♥♥

Ek Bakray ko dekha to aisa Laga..
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Jaise tikka kabaab.. Jaise :/

A boy wrote on his room's
door :-
"Plz don't enter I'm upset :("
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Lover saw it and went away
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Parents saw it and went away
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Frndzz came inside with
smiling and
said :- kaminey, bahar english
mai kuch likha he,
tune english kab sikhi ?
Chal party de . . . !!! :-P
True friends are really big
kaminey :D

'Mele babu ki English ekdum mast hai :D

"babu'
I Will Yaad You Very Zyada..:P

You Bhi Yaad Me Bohat Much..;)

You Are Very Zyada Love Of Me...♥

I Think I Am Bhi Love Of You...;)

So Please Don't Bhulna Me...B)

Main Also Kabhi V Nahi
Forget You..:*

Mere babu Care Rakhna...:)

How Lagi My babu ki english...:P :P

Unbelievable Fact...

All major Khan's ex and current GFs/wives names starts with K..:D

Saif =>Kareena,

Salman =>Katrina,
Aamir =>Kiran,
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Shahrukh =>Karan . =D =D

Which is your birth month?
January- bold & alert
February- lucky & loyal
March- naughty & genuine
April- caring & strong

May- loving & practical
June- romantic & curious
July- adventurous & honest
August- active & hardworking
September- sensitive & pretty
October- stylish & friendly
November- nice & creative
December- confident & freedom loving

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Fantastic line by a Girl-

if my love fails....
I wud'nt die 4 him

B'coz

He might get a girlfrnd
again

but

my PAPA will nevr get
Princess again ...:) :)

Whats Your Mood At The Moment?
A. Happy
B. Sad
C. Horny
D. Lonely

E. Missing someone
F. Bored
G. Angry

�. Other Specify

EID MUBARAK EVERY 1♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:)

This week on the Rock Of Jericho, my guest is Shawn Drover ofMegadeth!! We discuss his 8 years working for Dave Mustaine, his upbringing in TCMS - The Canadian Music Scene and the impact of The Big Four: Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica shows on the current state of Heavy metal music. All this plus your requests and the best Rock N Roll on the planet, today at 5pm EST on SiriusXM Radio164, theiHeartRadio app (find SixxSense) or at www.sixxsense.com Replays are Sunday at noon EST, Tuesday at 10am EST and Friday night at 8pm EST worldwide on www.bullspikeradio.com.

Do not keep all your work for
TOMORROW,

Always remember
you can also do it,

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"The day after Tomorrow.." :P

Be Lazy, Think Crazy!!! :D

Pakistan Qualify for the Semi Final of the Hong
Kong 6's!

India Qualify for the Hong Kong Airport =D

Hows your Eid day going ? ♥

If ur sad with ur life, ask urself why... if ur happy, do the same ......

‎"I Am Still 27", says Meera

Open ur books,keep ur mobile off & start studying.
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The above stunts are performed by highly professionals...
please dont try this at home...!! :D

The first letter in your name predicts your
character..
A― Romantic
B― Proud
C― Innocent

D― Lovable
E― Good but Hurtfull
F―Compassionate
G― Logical Minded
H― Leadership Potential
I― Helpful
J― Free-Spirited
K― Irritating
L― Funny
M― Emotional
N― Sensible
O― Supportive
P― Crazy
Q―Unpredictable
R― Practical
S― Loving
T― Fake
U― Sensitive
V― Genius
W― Calm
X― Easy-Going
Y― Intelligent
Z― Jovial

Comment your letter..

1 African apni famly k 7 Jungle me rehta tha

1 din usy Jungle se 1 Shesha mila,
Wo samjha k us k baap ki Tasweer hy,
Wo usy apny Ghar ly gaya Or us se roz baten krta tha,

Uski BV ko Shak hua,
1 din Shohar ki gair mojodgi me us ne Shisha nikala or apna Aks dekh kr boli?
Acha to ye hy wo Kalmooi,
jis se mEra Shohar roz batein krta hy,

Us ne Shisha apni Saas ko dEkhaya to Saas boli,
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"Churail ki Umar dekho or kartoot dekho:-hahaha :DD xDD =pp

A Thief Broke Into My House Last Night,
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& Started Searching For Money,
So I Woke Up
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Started Searching With Him!! :D :P

Bhai ko bhai se juda karti hai "GF"

Maa ko bete se juda karti hai "GF"

Pati aur patni me doorie lati hai "GF"

Gharo me jhagda karati hai "GF"

Insano ko insano se juda karti hai "GF"

"GF" Matlab "Galat Fahmi"....
Jo abhi ap ko huie hai.

Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom aur pyari Hoti Hai...

JUST SHUT UP, 0KAY?
i'm allowed to dislike somebody who hurt me...
i'm allowed to say wat i want...
laugh how i want..
do wat i want..

n be who i want...

this is my life, n if u dun like it..
then there is something wrong wid urz...not mine...!

Whats is ur Relationship Status ?

comment :P

The Most Texted Msg In Pakistan
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“I Love You” :P :D ..

A Fact :

"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
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She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotten.... :D :P :P

Girl's favourite word
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Awwwww & hmmmm :p :D

Most of us miss out life's big prizes:

Nobel...

Oscar...

Grammys...

Degree gold medal... :(
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Bt v r all eligible 4 life's small prizes

A hug 4m best frnd...

A short sleep on frndz shoulder..

A glorious sunset..

A chat wid 1 v hv crush on...

A dance in rain...

An ice cream in winter...

A silent night on d terrace...

Finding money in old
jeans...

A slow night walk on a empty road wid d person
who care...
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On each point U smiled,
:)
"sooo true " ♥

Game time :)

Game time ;)
find your birthday!!

January : I kissed
February: i killed
March: I ran Naked with...

April: I raped
May: i Sucked
June: I cuddled with
July: I had sex with
August: I ran shirtless with
September: i stabbed
October: I ate out
November: i slept with
December: i smoked with

Pick the day(Number) You were born on

01: The Kool-laid Man
02: a horse
03: a pornstar
04: a toothbrush
05: your dad
06: a bag of weed
07: your Boyfriend
08: Your mom
09: Beyonce
10: A Pimp
11: paris hilton
12: bin laden
13: A whore
14: lil Wayne
15: Nicki Minaj
16: Your Ex
17: a ass
18: Trey Songz
19: an orange
20: A crackhead
21: Bow Wow
22: An dildo
23: a prostitute
24: A condom
25: a jar of honey
26: A lesbian
27: a stripper
28: Chris Brown
29: Romeo
30: a homeless guy
31: your brother

Now choose the color of top your wearing

White:because thats how i roll bitch
Black: because im sexy
Pink: Because i love weed
Red: because i have a amazing ass.
Blue: because im a pimp and your jealous.
yellow: Because i have a big dick.
Purple: because im cool
Gray: because my boo told me to.
Other: because i have Sexy Lips
Green: because im beautiful
Orange: because im a Dime Piece

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