Cool newborn Baby Facts:

1- Your baby is born with very sophisticated hearing and can work out where a sound is coming from just 10 minutes after being born.

2- Your baby is born to smile. We know this because blind babies also smile, so it’s not just copying.

3- Psychologists have found that babies as young as just 2 days old can recognize their mothers from a tape recording of only one syllable.

4- New born babies taste great with Vinegar and salt.

5- New born babies make funny noises when you throw them at walls.

Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chhod gayi

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Tumhare to EXAMS hi
khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya Ghanta kroge.. :D :D

Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ... ;)

UK: Dressing

Spain: Beautiful

America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot

Pakistan : Shakal Beshak Langoooor jaisi ho per attitude ka koi jawab nahi !! x-D :);)

QUICK ANSWER 

What's the sweetest thing in this
world?
1.kissing

2.eating chocolate
3.alcohol
4.smoking weed
5.sex
6.having money
7.falling in love
8.knowing GOD
9.getting married
10.having babies
11.having peace of mind
12.sleeping
13. being rich
14.others (specify)

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
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Dey wont even give der phone no evn 2 a KNOWN person

Bt dey give all der PRIVATE details
to an UNKNOWN TAILOR...

Network open honay k 3 second k baad kay waqiyaaat :| :|

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janu janu janu :-D

hayeeee januuuuuuuuuuuuu

januuuuu oiiiiii januuuuuuu lol

janu miss kiya buhot :-( jaaaaaaaannnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :D

Shaadi k ba'ad sb se mushkil kaam??

1.Larki se bat krna?
2.Larki ka hath pakrna?
3.sb k samne kamre mai jana?

4.Dulhan ka ghongat uthana?
5.Subah ko Ghar walon se ankhen milana?

No bad language, Be in limits..

We are MEDICAL STUDENTS
bcoz-

1. We can write 100 words per
minute bt we cant read our

own handwriting..:-)

2. We spend more time with
our books than with our
family.. :-(

3. Our IQ is greater than our
weight..

4. we can explain a 3 yr olds,
why da sky is blue using
terms like cyanosis...

5. we know the sizes of RBC
nd WBC etc but not our shirt
size.. :-(

6. We have no life though we
save others' lives :-)

7. We look every edible thing
in terms of protein,
carbohydrate, minerals,
calorie, vitamins, fat etc
etc.. :D

8. We consider any non-
medical course "easy".. :D

9. Our notes xerox and books
bills soar higher than our
pocket money.. Bt we are
always rocking....

Agar Mobile pakistan ijad karta to us me ye template msgz hote.

1- aby call kr:p

2- Gutka leta Aaiyo:-/

3- Date pe hoon;-)

4- G janu. thora busy tha ab bolo:-O

5- Dada kisi larki ka number deB-)

6- Larky le a phada ho giya hy:-@
7- Mar gaya kiya%-)

8- bina ap K marjaun gi:(

9- Allaadi.. Light aa gai :D

10- Unit pe aja

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
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Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D

No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
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Why ?
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Who ?
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When ?
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What ?
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Which ?
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Whom ?
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Where ?
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and Finally Wife !! :P :D

Larkiyan aapas main Galay Miltay waqt Kya
Sochti Hen? :-)
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Iss K To Mujh se B Ziada ‘Baray’ Ho Gay hen…:-)
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Pata nai konsa shampoo use karti hey “BAALON” pe ?
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:-)
O haath jorta hun terey aagay, sudhar ja kabi to acha soch lia kar,main ne pehley B kaha tha tabdeeli soch badlne se aye gi Imran Khan ko vote dene se nhi :p

Larkiyan aapas main Galay Miltay waqt Kya
Sochti Hen? :-)
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Iss K To Mujh se B Ziada ‘Baray’ Ho Gay hen…:-)
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Pata nai konsa shampoo use karti hey “BAALON” pe ?
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:-)
O haath jorta hun terey aagay, sudhar ja kabi to acha soch lia kar,main ne pehley B kaha tha tabdeeli soch badlne se aye gi Imran Khan ko vote dene se nhi :p

Larkiyan aapas main Galay Miltay waqt Kya
Sochti Hen? :-)
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Iss K To Mujh se B Ziada ‘Baray’ Ho Gay hen…:-)
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Pata nai konsa shampoo use karti hey “BAALON” pe ?
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:-)
O haath jorta hun terey aagay, sudhar ja kabi to acha soch lia kar,main ne pehley B kaha tha tabdeeli soch badlne se aye gi Imran Khan ko vote dene se nhi :p

A Cultus or a BMW, 
the road remains the same for all; 
You travel economy class or business , 
your destination doesn't change; 
Titan or a Rolex, 

the time is the same;
There is nothing wrong
"Let the NEED not become GREED.
Because needs are always met but Greed is Never Fulfilled".

‎1 Bhikari ko 100 rupy mile.

5 star hotel me gya or pet bharke khana khaya.
Phir Rs.3000 ka bill aaya

Usne manager se bola PAISE naHi he

Manager ne usko police k havale kr dia

Bhikhari ne police ko rs.100 diye or chut gya.

Isko bolte he MASTER OF FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT widout
MBA..:)

Attitude of Girls: When a Boy
Sends a Dirty SMS..
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends
(Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
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“Eww, I don’t like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl” :P =D :D

A lady broke the traffic signal...
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Police :- Stop!!

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Lady :- Plz let me go.I'm a teacher...
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Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my
life.
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Now write... "I Will Never Break Signal'
1000 times :-D

Save electricity:
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Switch off num lock,caps lock and scroll lock when not in use :P

Girl-What’z The Price Of This Dress?

Shopkeepr-10000 Rupees.

Girl - Awww!

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And What’z The Price Of That Pink One..?

Shopkeepr - Awww + Awww !! :P :D

If u Bored ??? :|.then
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Go to an unknown wedding and shout,, 
I still love you . . :o

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Feir shugal vekho..!: :p

What's the sweetest thing in this world?
1.kissing
2.eating chocolate
3.alcohol
4.smoking weed 5.sex

5.Sex
6.having money
7.falling in love
8.knowing GOD
9.getting married
10.having babies
11.having peace of mind
12.sleeping
13..being rich
14.others (specify)

Heat Sensitive Coffee Mug

The Story behind "Ladies First".

Long ago, a 0man & woman were madly in love.
They wanted to marry.
Parents did not approve.

They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain.
The man could not bear to see his sweet heart fall.
He convinced her that he will jump first.
He jumped.
but the woman (Kamini) didn’t jump.
Thereafter,
all men decided
‘LADIES FIRST

Just got the good news from your boss: you get the day off work tomorrow to go vote! Don't bother calling to double check, they'll probably just pull a classic prank and say they have no idea what you're talking about.

A girl never express her
liking for a boy..
Thinking that boy should
express it first..
And

A boy never express it with a
fear of losing her as a
friend..
That’s why love stories end
before it begins..♥

What is the problem of
boys on
facebook
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They fell in love with
fake profile…
And it hurts them :-P:D:

Passenger-Tumne Mere pocket
Me Hath Kyu Dala?
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Pappu-Muje Machis Chahiye
Thi.
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Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang
Sakte The.
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Pappu-Me Ajnabi Se Baat Nhi
Karta... :D

• Life is not about Riding BMW & Mercedes
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¤ Its about 3 friends on a single motorcycle riding around the city
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• Life is not about 75 Rs coffee at CCD
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¤ Its about many friends together sharing 10 rs Dairy Milk & Still enjoying
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• Life is not about Boasting about a 350 Rs movie ticket
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¤ Its about a few friends buying 50 rs ticket & wondering who is gonna get popcorn dis time ;)
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• Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant
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¤ Its about few friends, 1 Stove, late night & boiling MAGGI :P
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• Life is not about 1.5 Ton AC in 45 degrees
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¤ Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights at the stars & talking all the funny things about their crushes :)

Boy:- Ro Q rhi ho?

Girl:- Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.

Boy:- Bata kitne aye h?

Girl:- Sirf 88 %
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Boy:- Khuda ka khauf kar Zaalim !

itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain !! O_O :-P

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas

gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradarika hun,
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Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
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Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
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Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, .
Lekin!!
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Mummy Papa ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho.. :P :D :D

Papu to girl: Mai aapse dosti karna chahta hun.
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Girl: Hamari dushmani kab thi mere BHAIYAA !!! :D :P

M0M TO S0N IN
17th CENTURY:
Beta apni CAST ki larki se hi Shaadi
karna.

18th CENTURY:
...
Beta apnay LEVEL ki larki se hi
Shaadi karna.

19th CENTURY:
Beta apnay MULK ki larki se hi
Shaadi karna.

20th CENTURY:
Beta apnay RELIGI0N ki larki se hi
Shaadi karna.

21st CENTURY:
Beta LARKI se hi Shaadi karna.:P :P

You need a Lion's heart... :)
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. to reject a Girl's request on facebook... :) :D :PpPppp

If some 1 is flirting with you :/
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Please
Co-0perate...:p
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Yehi to din hain...
Phir to shadi ho jaegi :( :P :D

Breaking News:-
Facebook will be Closed...
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Whenever you click the"cross" mark on
the top right corner of the screen :D :P

pogo joke :P

Girl: Agar mouka mila to tum mujhse shadi karoge…??
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Boy:
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Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi
kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai...?? :p =D :D =))

‎18 yr old boy: Will u be my Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: Get lost ! No !
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5 yr old boy: Will u be my Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: OMG ! u'r sho cute (^_^) yes yes i will !! :P

kahan ka insaaf hai yeh :P

Sardar introduces his family:

1)Ye meri biwi,GOOGLE KAUR,
ek sawal pucho to 10 jawab deti hai.

2)Ye mera beta,FACEBOOK SINGH,
ghar ki har baat pure muhalle tak pauchata hai.

3)Ye meri beti,TWITTER KAUR,
pura muhalla rat-din isey follow karta hai.

4)Aur mai hu ORKUT SINGH,
mujhe koi puchta hi nehi..! :-(

When everyone has left you and no one is around you...
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and you are standing alone in some corner of this world...
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Remember one thing...
It's the best time to adjust your UNDERWEAR...! ;-)

Papa : Meri Beti Bari Ho k Kiya Kary Ge ???????

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Beti: Shadiii :D

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Papa: Buriiiii Baat ...Abi Se Kisi Ka Bura NAhi Sochty :P

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.. .. .. :P

A Husband sent this to his wife:

I'm having a

wonderful time.. .. ..wish you were 'her'.. .. ;) :P :D

Jis ko smjh aya thoko like :p
baqi wohi karo jo dusre pages k admin kehte hen :p

Height of coolness....!!
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Two best friends coming out of the examination hall
with chips and coke in hands..
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1st frnd: which paper was it??

2nd: i think math...
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1st: (surprisingly): u read the question paper??

2nd: NO..!
I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator :P:P

ufffffffff

Boy 2 girl: I luv u
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Girl: i'm engaged vid someone, n i hv a boyfrnd too!
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Boy: (after thinkng a lot)
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DEKH LE YAAR AGAR KUCH ADJUST HOTA HO TO :D :D :D

Shortest Love Story
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He Purposed, She Smiled, No Teeth,
He Died :P :D

NEW TEACHER : all students introduce ur name and hobbies

1st boy: my name is arbab nd my hobby is watching moon

2nd boy: my name is asif and hobby is watching moon

all boys told their different names but hobby was same
TEACHER: good all boys have same hobby
now its girl's turn
1st girl: hi my name is moon. :)

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn
MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of
IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !! :P

Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean. :D

But Be in your Nation and don't forget to do the thing for which it is famous. :P :D

Love never dies. It remains 4ever.
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Only partner changes.
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So,keep loving the latest versioN. .
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And remember Be updated..=D =))

!!..Funny but true..!!

If y0u l0ve truly.
Y0u will Die Daily!

But

If y0u Flirt truly..
Y0u will enj0y Daily...! :)

On Wedding Night!

Husband to Wife:

Sabse pyar se rehna

Sab ki Respect karna
Mere parents ki care karna
Hamesha Sach bolna
Dusron ki madad karna
Baro'n ka Ehtram aur choto'n se Pyar krna..,

Wife bed se uthi aur room ka Darwaza Khol kr boli:-

Sab Andar ajaien, yahan Dars ho rha hai.. :D

Ek khubsoorat soch..!

Hamesha
Compromise karna seekho,
Kyun K

Thora sa jhuk jana kisi rishte ko Hamesha k liye tor dene se bohat behtar hai. Q.k..
"jhukte wo hi hain jin me jaan hoti he"
"akarna murdon ki pehchan hoti he"

Dimag ki daahi

Police : Where Do You Live?
Me : With My Parents.
Police : Where Do Your Parents Live?

Me : With Me.
Police : Where Do You All Live?
Me : Together.
Police : Where Is Your House?
Me : Next To My Neighbors House.
Police : Where Is Your Neighbors House?
Me: If I Tell You , You Won't Believe Me.
Police : Tell Me.
Me : Next To Mine. :P :D

Boy on date
In Restaurant : jaan tum se ek bat kehna chahta hun..
GIRL- kya?
BOY-I already have a girl friend..
Girl-dra diya tumne,
Mujhe lga paise nhi hai :D

LOOK And write THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN AND ANSWER IT
HERE.
• JAN - Describe yourself in two words.
• FEB - Are you single?
• MARCH - Tell us one thing you would like to change about yourself.

• APRIL – What is your deepest secret?
• MAY - Who would you like to date among World celebrities?
• JUNE – Who did you last like?
• JULY - What is your saddest moment in life?
• AUG - Your Favourite Food?
• SEPT - Name of your best friend?
• OCT – The last song you heard?
• NOV - The last movie you watched?
• DEC - Your lovers name?