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Question only for Brilliant People you Relax plzzz

1 pathan apne kuty k 7 film Sholay dkhne
gaya ..
Hero ne kha
"bsanti"
"In kuton k samny mt nachna"
pathan khra hokr bola ..
"kuty ka ticket lia ha
tera to bap b nachega".

Complete The Sentence

I MISS MY ________ 

1. Boy Friend
2. Girl Friend
3. School Friend's
4. Collage Friend's
5. Other (specify)

Girl & Boy on Phone:

Boy:
Hello aaj kis colour k kapray pehne hain tum ne?

Girl:
Tumko bus yehi sab fazool baatein karni hoti hain..?

Boy:
oh okay sorry,
Chalo tell me,
How should SBP fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl:
hmmmn..
Pink colour k..

What is WILL POWER ??

It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30
Friend requests...
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and still you click "Logout" and "Study"

apne mulk ki hifazat karo boys
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tum logo ki dulhan yahi se milni hai

Boyfriend to Girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time Saath Rehte
hai.............
Agar hame ek dusre ka saath
pasand aaya toh shadi ker lenge,

Or koi galti hui to alag ho jayenge. 
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Girl-
Woh toh sab theek hae but Alag
hone per
‘Galti‘ kis ke paas Rahegi??:P

hahahahaha jo samjh gya thoko like
pogoooo
pogo

GF n BF on phone
Boy: hey aaj kya khana khaya? 
Girl: tumhay bs yehi batain krni
aati hain 
Boy: oh oh ok ye btao... 
how shuld RBI fight these
inflationary trends with minimum
intervention in the money
markets? 
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Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye
hai

NOTE : ziada mazak na uray plzz ye larkia future me hum me se kisi ek ki he wife hogi 

Girl : Mera Facebook Pe
Account
Ban Sakta Hai Kya???
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Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai..
Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban
Sakta Hai..
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Girl : To Main Apne Account
Me
PAISA Jama Kara Sakti Hu.. .
[BOY GIVE A SURPRISE LOOK]
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Girl : Kya Hua..??? Lagta Hai
Tumko Bhi Zyada Knowledge
Nahi Hai
Is Bare Me:p

1 Dehati Aurat Bank Check Cash krwany gai,

Bank wle ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha wo kya hota ha?

Bank wle ne kaha Wo jo tm Apny Shohar ko khat likhte Waqt Akhir ma likhti Ho.

Aurat ny likha
"Twadi Chummi Di Piyasi BALQEES.

hahahahaha lolxx

A boy thought LOL means LOTS OV LOVE ..
So he texted hIs gf :
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U r only grl In ma lyf

Wife is angry as husband stands too close to a

beautiful girl in the bus, . . . .
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A few minutes later the girl slaps him for
pinching.. . . . .
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Husband to wife: I swear I didn't .
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Wife: I know, I did it...

AAP APNE SECRET KIS SE SHARE KRTE
HO :
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1. MOM
2. DAD
3. BEST FRIEND
4. NO ONE
5. ANYONE
6. GF/BF
7. OTHER

G.f. To b.f.
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"Darling do u knw , handsome &
smart boys always get stupid
Girlfriend"
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B.f.-"thanx for compliment"

Suno!
Main Bhool Jaon to_
Agar Main Rooth Jaon to_
Kabi Wapis Na Aaon to_
Bhula Pao gay Sab Kuch kia_
Younhi Hanste Raho gay Kia_
Younhi Sajte Raho gay Kia_
Yehi Batein Hein Bas Us Ki
Yehi Yadein Hein Bas Us Ki
Muje Maloom Hai ltna_
Muje Wo Piyar Krta tha_
Muje Khonay Se Drta tha...

"Sometimes" Sorry means :- Its
not my fault, Itz Urs.. Accept it! It
would make me feel better..
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"Sometimes" Good Night means :-
Don't keep d phone stupid.. I
want 2 talk more..
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"Sometimes" Take Care means :-
I'm not well & need 2b Cared 4..
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"Sometimes" Disconnecting a
Phone means :- Call me back! I
want u 2 persuade Me with
Something Special..
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"Sometimes" Smile means more
dan Tears..
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"Sometimes" Tears r more
Satisfying dan Smile..
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"Sometimes" I Hate U means :- No
One can Love You more than Me
pls don't leave me..
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There r Few Ppl who understand
these Exceptional & these Ppl r
found...
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"SOMETIMES" . .

A man got a call from unknown
number..

Girl : Hi, r u single.. ??

Man : Yes, but who r u..??

Ans : Your wife...

Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl : R u married ??

Man : Yes, but who R u..??

Girl : Your girlfriend, U cheat !!

Man : Sorry baby, I thought it was
my wife...

Ans : Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja.

Killer joke........
Husband (jalane k liye):
“Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi
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Wah kya ladki thi
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Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.??
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Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? .
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Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha..

99% will get this Wrong..
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When i was 4 years old, my brother was Half my
age.
now i m 20 years old, how old is my brother ??

Agr Sabun Ragarny Se Moo Gora Hota
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To Ajj Aap Se Gora Aap Ka L*** Hota....


 pogo
pogooooooooooooooooooooo

Husband: aaj khaana tumhari maa
ne
bnaya hai
kya ?
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Wife: haan.....lekin tumhe kaise
pta
chala ?
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Husband: Roz khaane mein kaale
baal
nikalte the.....
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aaj safed nikle hain.....!!!  

Bhook...! 
Phirti Hai Mere Shehar Mein Nangay Paaoun...

Rizq...! 
Zaalim ki Tajoori Mein Chupa Betha Hai...

True love is the ability so see something in a person that no one else does.

LOVE Is The other Name Of
Respect,
If You Can't Respect Your Loved
One,....
Then You Don't Deserve to Be
Loved...!!