Result Hamara Ana ha... 
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Aur Tension Rishtadaron aur Parosioun ko lagi hvi

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.

Fees maafi k liye application:
To,
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The Principal
High school,
Sir, Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees
k liye
Rs.500 diye
the.
.. 100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva
diya,
200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya.
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Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths
wale Sir k
sathchakkar hai, par unka to
aapke sath b
chakkar
nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash! ..
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend..>... ............

Girls Marks in Computer...

99/100 but Doesn't know "How to Turn off computer properly or How to rem0ve pen drive safely 
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Boys Marks in C0mputer

55/100 nd Knows How to Hack Computer 

Agree Guyz nd Gals

We all have that one friend.... 
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Who we call by their Last name 

Ek Chinese Shyar Ne Kya Khoob Kha Hai ..
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分钟前发布来自手机 Rula Diya Sale Ne

America ki soch:"ham chand par
pahoch gaye, Ab aage kya karna
hai.. ??
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China ki soch:"ham 90% Dunia ki market pe raaj kar rahe hai,
Ab baaki par kese kare.. ??
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Ham Pakistaniyun ki soch:"12 baje
light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 bajegai to 6 baje aaii..
matlab sala 8 baje wapas
jayegi..??
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani
bhar le, me mera mobile charge
me laga deta hu...

When michel jackson died every tv channel was showing his clips all day....
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When jagjeet singh died every tv channel was showin his songs all day......
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Ab bas sunny leone ky marny ka intizar hy..

Santa ghar k bahar betha tha:
Banta-tu bahr kyu betha ha.??
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Santa-Meri marriage anniversary ha wife ko chain gift ki ha ....!!!!!!!
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Banta-to chain chandi ki thi kya??????
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Santa- nhi re cycle ki!!!!!!!!!!!

Smoking effects LIPS
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Drinking effects LIVER
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Love effcts HEART
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|But|
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The most danger 1 is STUDY .
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It effcts the BRAIN
Direct komma
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Avoid it & Enjoy

That Awkward Moment... 

When your Mom infront of your Friends says.... 
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Haye Mera sharif Bacha 

In "PAKISTAN" evryone is a "kamina"
How?

Anyone driving faster than you is..
"kamina yeh Pakka marega"

Anyone driving slower than you is
"kutta kamina, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !!

And

Anyone Driving Parallel to you is
"Apne Baap se Rac Lagayega Tu kamine!!..."
Agree..???

1 ladki coke pi rahi thi,
achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla.
Macchar bola : MAA.
Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu.
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Machhar: Aisa na bol maa,
mein teri COKE se nikla hoon.

Friend 1:" Kal meri girlfriend ka
birthday hai,
uske haath mein kya gift du ??
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Friend 2:" Apna de de..
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Friend 1:" Mazaak mat kar, koi
bari cheez
bata!
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Friend 2:" Toh mera de de..

29% of pet owners happy to let their pets sleep on
the end of their bed. I tried once
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And the bloody gold fish died

Boy: Tum Duniya ki sb say khobsurat larki ho 
"I love u" 
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Girl: Magar Tumharay pechay toh mujh say b ziada khobsurat larki khari ha

Boy nay Pechay mur k dekha toh koi nei tha

Girl: Agar Tum mujh say Sucha pyar kartay toh kbi na mur k dekhtay " i hate u"

Moral: M0ral varal kuch nei bus Larki tez thi 
Magar....

"Picture abi baqi ha mrey dost "

Boy: Acha jesay Tumhari marzi magar Ab ye Diamond Ring mn kis ko doun?

GIRL: ab mn apni jaan say mazaq b nei kar sakti 
Girl nay Gift box open kiya woh khali tha

Boy: Agr tum mujh say pyar karti toh kbi verify na karti

Jao i hate u 

ye chezz

What lesson do we learn from movie Swades..?
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Agar ladki ki taraf se haan ho, to banda NASA ki job ko bhi laat maar ke aa sakta hai.

The problem with India is that
speaking English is
considered to be a sign of superiority
and
smartness

Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on his business trip.

After big Success of the scheme,
Jet Airways sent letters to all wives asking about their experience?

99% wives replied
What scheme??
Which trip??
and
When was it????

Class 1 k bache ne
apni Miss se pucha
'Me apko kesa lgta
hn?'

Mis:vry sweet

Bacha:To phr me
apne ammi abbu ko apk ghr kb bhejun? Taa ke wo hmari bat aage chalaen

Mis:ye kya bkwas
he:@

Bacha:
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Tution parhane k lye..miss ap b na Qasam se cable dekh dekh k khrab hogai hain 

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.

A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.
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Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya hai

Evolution of men 

Before marriage "spider man"

On marriage "super man"

After marriage "gentleman"

N if wife is too pretty ..
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Then whole life watch man

Eik Bacha Apny Kuttay ko road par lay k jarha tha... 
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Police vala hanstay huwey bola  : 
(Beta apnay Bhai ko kahan lay k ja rhay ho )
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Bacha: Police mae bharti karvanay 

Police Shocked 
Youngsters Rock

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...