Peter : Your secretary is very sexy....!

.

Tony : Thanks! It's a robot actually,

named "Maria "

If you squeeze her right breast,

she takes dictation

&

if you squeeze her left breast,

she types letters!

I'll Send it to you for a day & you can see her functions..!!

Next day............ .!!!!

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.

Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted :

You bastard!

You didn't tell me that the ''' HOLE ''' between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener..!!