mature joke............: plz bache duur rahe.....:p

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Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12…

A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
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"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March......." :D

♥ Aries : Romantic ♥
♥ Taurus : Attitude ♥
♥ Cancer : Intelligent ♥
♥ Gemini : Smart ♥
♥ Leo : Dashing ♥
♥ Libra : Caring ♥
♥ Pieces : Sincere ♥
♥ Sagittarius : Hardworking ♥
♥ Scorpio : Loving ♥
♥ Virgo: Beautiful ♥
♥ Aquarius : Cute ♥
♥Capricorn : Smart♥

Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabhi Nahi Milegi..!! :-/
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. Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke Facebook Per Search Kiya
To 777 Aur Mil Gayin..!! ;) :P :D (Ladkiyo Ki Kami Nahi Hai) :P :D

Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabhi Nahi Milegi..!! :-/
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. Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke Facebook Per Search Kiya
To 777 Aur Mil Gayin..!! ;) :P :D (Ladkiyo Ki Kami Nahi Hai) :P :D

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teachar:"You Just Got 5 Marks & Still
UR Laughing..
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Student: "I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks Even I Wrote ''honey singh - 
'Angrezi Beat' 
and 
Hookah Bar Lyrics..:p :O :D :D

The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"Can u give me ur number"
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Itni khushi.!!
Itni khushi!! ♥♥ :D :P

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi'
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Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
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Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi ;) :P :O :D

Girl : hipnotize karna kya hota he?

Boy: kisi ko apne bas me karke usse apni
marzi ke saare kaam krwana.

Girl:-
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chal jhoothe, usko to 'boyfriend' banana
kehte he . :D

Girls hostel me 3 din se light nhi aa rhi
thi . . .
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hostel warden ne electric board me call
kiya . .
Hostel warden :
please kuchh aadmi girls hostel bhej dijiye
3 din se ladkiya mombatti se kam chala rhi

Sacha Pyar:
ladki - jab tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho....??
boy- bas tumhari pasand ki chocolate kha leta hoon aur tum kya karti ho.....???
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ladki - main bhi 2 goldLEAF pee leti hoon :P

Girl:-Dr. Plz mere boyfrnd
ko andar bula Lijye.

Dr:-Trust me mei sharif admi hu..
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Girl:-No Dr. Apki nurse bahar akeli hai
Aur
us haramkhor pe mujhey bilkul bharosa nahi :p :p

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.

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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ... :D lol

‎2 men in a wedding !!
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1= abhi kuch dino phle hi godh me kheli thi or aj iski shadi ...
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2= to 1 ap iske baap hu ????
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1=Nhi me iska Boss ;)

Gf n bf chattng on fb..

Gf: plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you :)

bf: No, sorry i gotta go

gf: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?

Bf: No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu cedtmjg tjmgjea =D
hahahaha :D

A houseplant produces oxygen, as well as adding to the beauty and coziness of your home. These plants are especially good at being “air filters” which is great for someone with asthma, allergies, or just likes the idea...
1. Bamboo Palm: According to NASA, removes formaldahyde and is also said to act as a natural humidifier.

2. Snake Plant: Found by NASA to absorb nitrogen oxides and formaldahyde.

3. Areca Palm: One of the best air purifying plants for general air cleanliness.

4. Spider Plant: Great indoor plant for removing carbon monoxide and other toxins or impurities. Spider plants are one of three plants NASA deems best at removing formaldahyde from the air.

5. Peace Lily: Peace lilies could be called the “clean-all.” They’re often placed in bathrooms or laundry rooms because they’re known for removing mold spores. Also known to remove formaldahyde and trichloroethylene.

6. Gerbera Daisy: Not only do these gorgeous flowers remove benzene from the air, they’re known to improve sleep by absorbing carbon dioxide and giving off more oxygen over night.

Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. .
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Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ?
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Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange
usne . . . :p :p

Shohar: begum khana Lagao jaldi, Bhook Lagi Hy

Begum: Gas Nahi Hy

Shohar:To Hetar Pe paka Lyten
Begum: Bijli Nahi thi

Shohar: beta Car ki Chabi lu aur Hotel se lay aao
Beta: Papa CNG band hy

Shohar:Mere Sath Bike Pah Chalo
Beta: Papa Double Sawari Pe Pabandi hy

Shohar: mere Mobile se khane ka Order kar du

Beta: Mobile Servise band Hay

Shohar: Had Ho Gai,
Pakistan Me kuch zinda bi Hay
Begum: Han g,

kal b Bhutto Zindha Tha
Aaj b Bhutto Zindha Hy.

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai. :P

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai. :P

If Hollywood movies were made in pakistan there names would be as :

Spiderman: Jaalay gujjar dey !

Superman:
Udd-da jutt !

Terminator:
lohay da butt, kad dey watt.

Batman:
Acho chamgadri !

Jurassic Park:
Vaddi chipkali da raula!

Baby's day out:

Sughra da kaka, pavey syapa.:-D