Golu ne biwi ko bahut maara.
.
Police arrested him.
In court,judge ordered him not to repeat it in future.
.
2 days later again golu beat her wife&got arrested.
.
Judge - Tumhe mere faisle ke tauhin ka khayal ni aaya?
.
Golu - Aaya na mylord, tabhi to pita.
.
Judge - Wo kaise?
.
Golu - Huva ye ki me raat me sharab pee ke ghar aaya.
Toh patni boli - Judge ko akal hoti toh jail bhej deta ussi roj.

Bas mujhe aapki bezzati bardasht nai
hui aur mene thok diya. :p