‎1 inch - Are you fucking kidding?
2 inch - I can't even hold it properly.
3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inch - I've had bigger.
5 inch - Good, but not enough!
6 inch - About right.
7 inch - Can't complain.
8 inch - Fucking perfect.
9 inch - A bit much.
10 inch - It's hurting my insides.
11 inch - I can't take it anymore.
12 inch - I'm absolutely fucking destroyed.

Results of people reviewing different
Subway Sandwiches!!!
I don't post dirty jokes always..;)

A woman &her son were riding in a taxi.
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All the prostitutes were standing at a bus stop.
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Boy: Mom, what are these women doing here?
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Mom: They are waiting for their husband.
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Taxi driver: Why don't you tell himthe truth,
that they are hookers&have sex withmen for money.
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Boy: Is that true Mom?
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Mom: (Glaring hard at the driver) says, YES.
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Kid asks: Mom, what happens to the babies these women have?
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Mom: They become taxi drivers....:):o­ :P :D

Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery.

Girl Friend: Wow! Paris or Switzerland?

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Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!

LOTERY LAGI NHI PLANING TOH DEKHO CHORI KI.....