Two girls are traveling in a train:

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi
chalege.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA
DENA.. :D :P