Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya
similarity hai ??
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Answer:- both are Cool,
Sweet...sab pasand karte hai
aur
Most important similarity is,
dimag wali jagah dhakkan
hai...:O :D

Teacher: physics ki
definition Btao?
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Studentt: puri nai ati
akhir se thori yad
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Teacher: ok sunao..
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Student:and this
is called physics... :P :D

Every student gets an opportunity to sleep,
talk & chat inside class..

But some miss those beautiful moments..

Those rascals are known as.....
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TOPPERS!!

When sum 1 is flirtng wid u.!!
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Please do co-operate!!
Yahi toh din hai kuch saal baad toh koi
ghaas bhi nahi dalega!! :p =D :p
:xd

Game time =D find your birthday!! 
January : I need 
February: i killed 
March: I ran Naked with... 
April: I raped 

May: i Slapped
June: I Hugged
July: I had sex with
August: I ran shirtless with
September: i kissed
October: I spit on
November: i slept with
December: i Drunk with
Pick the day(Number) You were born on
01: a Pamper
02: a Frog
03: a pornstar
04: a Pig
05: your dad
06: a bag of marijuana
07: your Boyfriend
08: Your mom's hot friend
09: your girlfriend
10: A Pimp
11: Anushka Sharma
12: bin laden
13: A Whore
14: Sunny Leone
15: Underwear
16: Your Ex
17: an ass
18: Lizard
19: Pepsi Tin
20: A fisherman
21: My Crush
22: A dildo
23: an old lady
24: A condom
25: a jar of honey
26: A lesbian
27: a stripper
28: My Best Friend
29: a dog
30: a homeless guy
31: a gay
REPLY YOUR SENTENCE!

Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:
White———because I`m cool like
that
Black———because that`s how I

roll.
Pink———–because I`m NOT
crazy.
Red———–because the voices
told me to.
Blue———–because I`m sexy and
I do what I want
Green———because I think I
need some serious help.
Purple———because I`m
AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said
to and he`s my leader.
Yellow———because someone
offered me 1,000
,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family
thinks I`m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I`m a Ninja!
None———-because I can`t
control myself!

Husbnd- Janu ek kiss kar lu..??

Wife- nahi..

Husb- Saree la dunga..

Wife- Bilkul nahi..

Husbnd- Jwellery la dunga..

Wife- Ek bar bola na, nahi,,

Pass me soya hua Beta bola-"Meri le lo,, Cycle la dena":D