Gf n bf chattng on fb..

Gf: plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you :)

bf: No, sorry i gotta go

gf: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?

Bf: No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu cedtmjg tjmgjea =D
hahahaha :D

A houseplant produces oxygen, as well as adding to the beauty and coziness of your home. These plants are especially good at being “air filters” which is great for someone with asthma, allergies, or just likes the idea...
1. Bamboo Palm: According to NASA, removes formaldahyde and is also said to act as a natural humidifier.

2. Snake Plant: Found by NASA to absorb nitrogen oxides and formaldahyde.

3. Areca Palm: One of the best air purifying plants for general air cleanliness.

4. Spider Plant: Great indoor plant for removing carbon monoxide and other toxins or impurities. Spider plants are one of three plants NASA deems best at removing formaldahyde from the air.

5. Peace Lily: Peace lilies could be called the “clean-all.” They’re often placed in bathrooms or laundry rooms because they’re known for removing mold spores. Also known to remove formaldahyde and trichloroethylene.

6. Gerbera Daisy: Not only do these gorgeous flowers remove benzene from the air, they’re known to improve sleep by absorbing carbon dioxide and giving off more oxygen over night.

Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. .
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Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ?
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Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange
usne . . . :p :p

Shohar: begum khana Lagao jaldi, Bhook Lagi Hy

Begum: Gas Nahi Hy

Shohar:To Hetar Pe paka Lyten
Begum: Bijli Nahi thi

Shohar: beta Car ki Chabi lu aur Hotel se lay aao
Beta: Papa CNG band hy

Shohar:Mere Sath Bike Pah Chalo
Beta: Papa Double Sawari Pe Pabandi hy

Shohar: mere Mobile se khane ka Order kar du

Beta: Mobile Servise band Hay

Shohar: Had Ho Gai,
Pakistan Me kuch zinda bi Hay
Begum: Han g,

kal b Bhutto Zindha Tha
Aaj b Bhutto Zindha Hy.

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai. :P

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai. :P

If Hollywood movies were made in pakistan there names would be as :

Spiderman: Jaalay gujjar dey !

Superman:
Udd-da jutt !

Terminator:
lohay da butt, kad dey watt.

Batman:
Acho chamgadri !

Jurassic Park:
Vaddi chipkali da raula!

Baby's day out:

Sughra da kaka, pavey syapa.:-D