What gets longer when its pulled, fits between a women's tits, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?
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. A SEAT BELT!

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AAPNE KYA P*NIS SOCHA THA :O

Road py chalty hoye agar ap ki naxar kisi anjan shakhs sy bhi takra jay...to us k liye xaroor muskara dijiye...

Ta k wo 1 lamhy k liye apni har preshani bhula kar ap k bary me ye sochny par majboor ho jaye k...
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Ay chawal kon c.....:D ;D

1 ladka 1 ladki ko Cefe me akela
baitha dekh kar uske paas aaya
aur bola: Kya main Aapke sath

baith sakta hu Kya......??
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Ladki Chillai nhi, main Q apke sath
aaj raat gujaaru, mujhe Kya samjh
rakha hai aapne......:-/
sabhi ladke ko ghur ke dekhne
lage,
ladka sharminda hokar wapis
apni seat par chala gya...
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Kuch der baad ladki uske paas
aayi aur maafi maangi or kaha:
main HUMAN NATURE ke upar
study kar rahi hu aur padh rhi hu
ke log sharminda hokar kaisa
mehsoos karte
hai....
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Tabi ladka Chillaya what....?? :-O 1
raat
ke 10 hazaar, bahut jyada hai
kuch kam karo na..:-P
Sab ladki ki or dekh kar hasne
lage..:-D
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Aur fir ladka aahista se bola:
ab mehsoos kar na ekdum khul ke :-P :-D :-D :-D

Gaurr Farmaiyega.......
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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..
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Wah.........wah... ......
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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hain
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hain :-D

Girl : I LOVE you 
Boy : I LOVE you Tho Tho Tho :D

lol Bonga Larka

NEVER reject 3 people :)
LEO :) SCORPIO :) AQUARIOUS :)
They are true, loving and honest
friends...!
NEVER believe in 3 people :)

LIBRA :) ARIES :) PISCES :)
They are the most selfish &
mean :p
NEVER lose 3 people :)
TAURUS :) CANCER :)
CAPRICORN :)
They r the most sincere n
truelovers...!
NEVER leave 3 people :)
VIRGO :) GEMINI :)
SAGITARIOUS :)
They can keep secrets,frndship,
they can never see ur tears...!
Whtz urz?

Aik Larka Class Mein Hans Raha Tha
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1 Larki Boli : Stand up
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Larka : Tum Kaun Ho....??

Larki : Mai MONITOR Hu . . .

Larka : Ha ha ha ha Tere Din Gaye Pagli

Ab laptop aur LCD ka zamana hai :P :D