When women talk to each other:

The devil sits in the corner quietly and
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Not only Learns.! :D :P
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Notes Banata Hai Notes!! :D =p

Kisi K Pass Zubaida Aapa Ka Number Hai ?
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Mujhe Pochna Tha Tooth Paste Ziyada Nikal Aye To Wapis Tube Me Kese Jae Ga :-D

Girl: How much do you love me??

Boy: Look up at the sky..

Girl: Don’t change the subject !

Boy:Just do it! …

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? 

Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible..

Boy: So I can't explain how much I love you ♥

When do you know ur in love?
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When you start searching for
the cheapest mobile plan :p :D

Girls you remind me of my Chinese friend..
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Ug Lee :D :P

B0Y Ne Ek GiRL K0 PR0PSE KiYA..
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GiRL Ne Manah Kar DiYA..
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B0Y: I'll WAiT
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30 DiN Tak Tere Ghar K Neechy Khara
RAH0NGA..
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30 DiN K BAAD
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GiRL.. I L0VE Y0U
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B0Y: Rehn De.
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Ab Teri PAR0SAN Set H0 Gai Hai = P = D

After Drinking
Men Talk Unnecessarily,
Become emotional,
Drive Badly,
Stop Thinking,
Fight 4 Nothing,

Women can do all these without Drinking..!! :P