mature joke............: plz bache duur rahe.....:p

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Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12…

A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
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"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March......." :D

♥ Aries : Romantic ♥
♥ Taurus : Attitude ♥
♥ Cancer : Intelligent ♥
♥ Gemini : Smart ♥
♥ Leo : Dashing ♥
♥ Libra : Caring ♥
♥ Pieces : Sincere ♥
♥ Sagittarius : Hardworking ♥
♥ Scorpio : Loving ♥
♥ Virgo: Beautiful ♥
♥ Aquarius : Cute ♥
♥Capricorn : Smart♥

Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabhi Nahi Milegi..!! :-/
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. Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke Facebook Per Search Kiya
To 777 Aur Mil Gayin..!! ;) :P :D (Ladkiyo Ki Kami Nahi Hai) :P :D

Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabhi Nahi Milegi..!! :-/
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. Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke Facebook Per Search Kiya
To 777 Aur Mil Gayin..!! ;) :P :D (Ladkiyo Ki Kami Nahi Hai) :P :D

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teachar:"You Just Got 5 Marks & Still
UR Laughing..
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Student: "I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks Even I Wrote ''honey singh - 
'Angrezi Beat' 
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Hookah Bar Lyrics..:p :O :D :D

The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"Can u give me ur number"
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Itni khushi.!!
Itni khushi!! ♥♥ :D :P

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi'
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Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
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Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi ;) :P :O :D