Ultimate Insult...!!!
A woman & her son were riding in a
taxi.
All the prostitutes were standing at
a bus stop.
Boy: Mom, what are these women
doing here?
Mom: They are waiting for their
husband.
Taxi driver: Why don't you tell him
the truth, that they are hookers &
have sex with men for money.
Boy: Is that true Mom?
Mom: (Glaring hard at the driver)
says, YES.
Kid asks: Mom, what happens to the
babies these women have?
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Mom: They become taxi drivers...!!!

2013:" wife..
Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bana do zara..
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Wife:" kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:" maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? =D

Accident dekhny per Reaction

US: Oh my GOD
Africa: oh No

Australia: Damn got a hit

Pakistani:
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Aya na maza?
or dekh apni MAA ko Mur Mur ky 

A woman went for shopping.....
At cash counter she opened her
purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote
in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n
asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote
with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but
my husband refused to
accompany me for shopping
today..
Due to his stupid match SO...
The story continues....
The shopkeeper smiles and takes
back all the items that lady had
purchased. . .
Shocked at this act,
she asks the shopkeeper: what is
he doing ?
He said your husband has blocked
your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of
your husband

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees..
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Engineer:" Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya... Hahahaha 

Engineer Rocked :D

Doctor Shocked :P :D

bagharti ki jahan had hoti hai na....
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wahan se thora agey jakey left.pe wapda ka office hai. :v

Tell a girl you can't touch your belly button with both your elbows.
What you see next is defined as 'Heaven'!