A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy
restaurant.
To his dismay, she orders almost everything expensive on the menu,
Appetizers, lobster, champagne... the works.
Finally he asks her, ‘Does your mother feed you like this at home?’
‘No,’ she says, ‘but my mother's not looking to get laid,
either.’