A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says
‘Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you
three wishes.’
The man says ‘Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what
I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.’
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, ‘Next, I want a brand new
red Ferrari right here.’
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, ‘Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women.’
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.