Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the
woman, ‘Well, tonight's the night we have sex!’
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, ‘My
God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle
with her!’
And the woman was thinking to herself, ‘My God, if I knew the old
geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty
hose!’