A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size.
He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to
dump him when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner
he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick, and shoves it into
her hand.
He sits there, waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, ‘Thanks for offering, but you know I don't
smoke.’