Nicole, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
Nicole, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
cows today.’
‘I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
barn.’
‘You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?’
So then the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door.
Nicole takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
him, ‘This is the one...right here.’
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
dizzy blonde, the man asks, ‘Tell me lady, how did you know this is
the cow to be bred?’
‘That's simple. By the nail over its stall’ Nicole explains very
confidently.
Then the man asks, ‘What's the nail for?’
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, ‘I
guess it's to hang your pants on.’