Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their
honeymoon in a local motel.
They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they
consummate the marriage the woman says, ‘Be gentle, I'm a virgin.’
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room
without saying a word.
He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad
agrees, ‘If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as
hell isn't good enough for you!’