There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one
newlywed, that wanted to join a church.
So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must
abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had
abstained.
‘Yes, no problem!’ So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question.
‘Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we
made it!’
So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from
sex for two weeks.
‘We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can
of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION
overcame me!’
‘I'm sorry,’ the minister says, ‘but you are both banned from
this church!’
‘That's okay,’ says the husband, ‘We were banned from the
supermarket, too.’